I AM NOT A FUCKING MILLENNIAL!

Evening folks,

As promised earlier its time for a rant.

This afternoon I was scrolling through twitter and I came across a link to this article.

 

Here is the Full article

I read it and through “oh for fuck sake this is just ridiculous” then I kept scrolling through the thread and I came across this tweet.

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Then this one.

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These two tweets really pissed me off.

I know this is going to sound ridiculous, but it pissed me off

Let see if you can guess what pissed me off.

IF YOU ARE OVER THIRTY, YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING MILLENNIAL

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This drives me up the fucking wall. I am Thirty-Three and I take being called a millennial as a fucking insult.

I have a (had) a real job, I don’t make money, I wear clothes that fit me as they should, I want a fucking living room, I don’t want to live in a one-room fucking house, I don’t wear beanie hats, I shower, I am married, I have a child, I don’t do things to be “ironic” and I HAVE NEVER EATEN A FUCKING AVOCADO IN MY LIFE.

I was born in June 1984 I am not a fucking millennial I am part of Generation Y (people born between 1981-1991)

People want to lug themselves in with the millennials because they think they are cool. Get to fuck.

The general rule to go by is this:

Were you in (or have attended) High School in 1999-2000? Were you a high school student or beyond at the turn of the millennium? If you answer yes to this question the YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING MILLENNIAL.

You may have noticed that I hate being lumped into this bullshit group.

I am not an entitled fuckwit who is afraid of a hard days work and wants to coast through life. So don’t go lumping me in with them. If you were born in the 80’s you aren’t a fucking millennial. I am not a good for nothing layabout.

Get it straight.

Rant over.

 

{Amendment: I know that the description I have given above does not apply to everyone that goes under the millennial label but it is general stereotype so I’m going with that.}

2 thoughts on “I AM NOT A FUCKING MILLENNIAL!

  1. I’m 30, oh no, I’m 31. Damn it! And I have never considered myself a millennial. I genuinely thought the term was for the generation after us, until I looked it up. Sounds like a replacement for hipster. I agree with what you say. The categorisation of everyone and everything is getting out of hand.

    There is one thing I strongly disagree with you on though and that is… Avocados are bloody delicious and they are for anyone, not just “cool” people. Delicious with a poached egg on toast. 🙂

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    1. As far as I am concerned anyone born pre 1991 generation Y you’re right the millennials are the generation after us.
      Also on a side note anyone who wants to call themselves a 90’s kid has to have been born in the 80’s, that’s another annoyance to me if you were born in 1999 you are not a 90s kid

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