I need help with something

Hello my lovely friends.

I need some help.

As many of you may know, I have written a novel (I may have mentioned this before) and I sent it off to a publisher who actually offered me a contract to publish it. But the shower of bastards, who wanted to “Partner” with me by charging me £2500 to publish the damn thing

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So now I am going to try and send it off to agents to try get them to pick it up and hopefully make me rich and famous. 😉

But all of them want a synopsis of the book and I have no clue on how to write this.

I have to condense a, nearly, 200 page book into one page.

HOW THE HELL AM GOING TO DO THAT?

So here I am asking for help.

Can anyone help me with this? Have you had to write a book synopsis? Can you help me with this?

I hope someone can.

Thanks

Colin

13 responses to “I need help with something

  1. I wish I could help you with this…. But I have no idea what I could do. All I can think of is to take out my pompoms, and cheer for you! Go Colin! \o/ Go Colin! 😛

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